View Full Version : Dumbass Boy-Racers with Ugly Birds In The Passenger Seat
:( If there's one thing I absolutely hate, it's a twat of a boy racer pulling up beside you and his ugly-ass bird giving you the evil eye out the passenger window.
Am I the only one who sees these freaks of nature challenging me to race them on crappy roads?? Tonight at ten o clock I was heading down to a mate and some spotty twat with the missing link in the passenger seat of his 1 ltr. punto pulled up beside me to challenge me to race him. Normally I'd gladly piss all over him but felt that out of charity, I might as well not race him and let the him gloat to the yoke beside him as he obviously has either a very low self esteem or he simply can't get a girlfriend with the full compliment of human traits.
On the lighter side of things I have to congratulte him on feeling confident enough to bring that hideous freak of nature out, even if it was at night time.
I would also like to apologise if I have offended anyone on the site . They obviously appreciate that one of the most important mods a bloke can have is a good-looking bird in that expensive bucket seat.
cordobabrendy
31-10-2001, 11:29
haha, i know exactly how you feel!!, the golden mile up here is full of 12v corsa'a ansd the odd scooby, seems to me that the crappier the car, the less impressive the cock warmer is in the passenger seat. !!:sick: :sick:
Mate I know where you are coming from...when I am in the Golf I get all sorts of numpty's pulling up beside me giving me funny looks in the little 1.0 Nova with Max Power sticker that they think gives them an extra 45 BHP!
I use the reverse tactic...slow right down and keep them behind you it's funny!
Si:devil:
if you really wanna wind em up, like you said, drive very slow....which entices them to overtake, then as they start to overtake, slap the bitch in 2nd and floor it! bye bye spotty macdonalds worker. :devil:
VR6_Ibiza
31-10-2001, 12:33
Some people have the wrong attitude for the car they drive..
especially corsa and nova drivers. Y do they think they are Gods gift.
Move OVER Nova !!
Hahaha, that brightened up my day. Off to the Airport now to come home. Chap who has just arrived said it took the pilot 3 goes at getting plane on the runway.
I look foward to this. NOT.
Scoobster
31-10-2001, 14:04
Hahahahaha..
I actually posted something similar to your points here on another thread not long back.
I live just outside Hull on the west side in a small suburban village, but I work on the East side which is where all the housing estates are (the well know Bransholme).
I think it must be a rule that if you live there, once you get car you have to get a Nova/Corsa or Fiat Punto and mod it a bit (cosmetics) and then try and race anything that looks remotely sporty.
I constantly get the nuggets pulling up next to me at lights or up to my bumper trying to race me. It can sometimes be really funny, but it does indeed become a chore, wasting them every time. Hull I would say is renowned for its young girl slapper image and it is in some ways quite true. Although there are a great deal of sweet and fantastic ones that frequent the town on a friday night round the bars and clubs..!! ;)
Why o Why though do they think that they have a chance racing me? I know that all my car says on it is Cupra and Ibiza, but surely they don't think that I put the body kit, wheels and twin exhausts on it for fun..?? Those are standard fit my dear boy racer numpty..!! those are for making the car stick to the road when I unleash the 160 horses hiding under the bonnet..!! lol
I tend to drive off the lights slowly so they move ahead of you and I get the turbo spinning, and then let fly with Rhubarb's secret weapon..!! foot to the floor, 35 in 1st (short shift), into second and bosh it hard.. 70 in second and the muppet in the punto is so far behind you can only just make the car out. Either that or just keep level with them and 'play with them'. Just edge ahead to make them think that they are 'really' pushing you, and once you get bored or you can't stand the sight of his mingin g/f next to your window any longer, then floor it and wave to them as you disappear..!! ;)
I indeed agree with the good looking female factor.. When I picked up my Cupra I went out for a leisurely drive in it to put some mileage on it and run it in as soon as possible, and went over to see my now ex, who just happens to be a stunning 5'2" size 6 delight of an 18 year old.. and she looks perfect in the black and red leather sport seats..!! lol
I just need to find me a new one, as my seats are getting enevenly worn as I only ever go anywhere in my car on my own, as when out with mates we are always drinking and so never drive anywhere with them. Female in the passenger seat would definitely enhance the look of the car and possibly reduce the number of nobber boy racers that try to take me on.. :s
Well, I'll keep a look out for a seat warmer and will keep laughing at those punto and corsa drivers...
cordobabrendy
31-10-2001, 18:45
HEHE yea,
sometimes I forget myself and if a spotted dick pulls alongside, i just floor it and leave em, then by the next lights im sitting still and he crawls up along side again trying to get a rolling start, while hes watching the lights, i watch for the other lights changing, knowing that the next set in the sequence isnt mine , i floor it for a split sec, then the twat goes toddling off and then looks like a eejit for jumping the red lights, by now hes ready for either crying or is going to try his damn best to beat me, he sits revving his puddlejumper 12v or equivilent, and as soon as the lights change off he goes and i wait a sec, then ease in behind him , they absolutely hate that!!!:devil: then after hes given you the fingers a few times or you have been behind him for long enough, making sure its safe of course, indicate for about ten seconds then floor it out past him, hill climbs are especially funny cause 16v'ers love revving and seem to keep giving whereas 12v die at the sight of a speed bump nevermind a hill!!:cheers:
VR6_Ibiza
31-10-2001, 19:58
cordobabrendy, deeply hurt to hear you slag off 12v engines.
i indeed have a 12v engine, but do not struggle to get up hills, i take your comments in good faith, as i assume you mean the perthetic 12v from corsa's
so we all hate corsa's and Nova's... thank god for this....
we still love them, though as they are easy targets at the lights
:cheers:
hope no offence taken:) :) :)
cordobabrendy
01-11-2001, 06:30
OF COURSE!!!
no harm intended matey:cheers:
Scoobster
01-11-2001, 13:19
It is a good point...
A great deal of enjoyment can be obtained from Nova's and Corsa's.. and it doesn't come from driving them..!!! lol
If them and fiesta's and punto's and the rest of them weren't around it wouldn't be so much fun, as ther would be no toying with them and baiting them before disappearing into the distance.
Hull is a perfect place to attract a lot of (sometimes unwanted) attention form the boy racers as the place is full of them. I usually drive pretty slowly everywhere, but it can sometimes be a buzz when you see a small engined but body modded car pulling up next to you and see the kid driving it with that glint in his eye imgagining he is going to get the drop on you off the lights.
There ya go.. there's something to do this sunday, will drive down to this end of town and slowly drive around and see how many nork boy racers try to race me, and I might even think about letting some of them experience the feeling of been left behind as if they are at a standstill even though they have their foot hard down...!! lol
Just hope it doesn't rain..!! my PZero's don't like the rain..!! :s
Yeah i a 12v to brendy, but what do ay expect at 17, give me a few yrs maybe months and i'll be in a 16 valver, going to court over a road accident i had in 98, :D
i wouldn't take it too serious if a lad pulls up beside you in a crappy car, he is more than likely mad or hasn't a clue about how fast cars are, but an ugly girlfriend, there is no excuse for that, do the decent thing and ditch her or black out your windows, i reckon he should do both, ditch her AND black out his windas, cuz he'll never live it down about goin out wi a porker!!
u know what they say about ugly birds and mopeds????
:D :D :D :p :p :p
simonthekane
02-11-2001, 22:20
Little harsh i think but true of alot of young drivers, not all mind you ( like me :) ), I would love to own the ibiza cupra but since im now paying £1000 on a 1.4 ibiza for insurance (with 2 years no clams) its imposible to afford it at the moment :(
Never mind maybe some day i can get one :)
Simon
Originally posted by Scoobster
Hahahahaha..
I think it must be a rule that if you live there, once you get car you have to get a Nova/Corsa or Fiat Punto and mod it a bit (cosmetics) and then try and race anything that looks remotely sporty.
I constantly get the nuggets pulling up next to me at lights or up to my bumper trying to race me. It can sometimes be really funny, but it does indeed become a chore, wasting them every time. Hull I would say is renowned for its young girl slapper image and it is in some ways quite true. Although there are a great deal of sweet and fantastic ones that frequent the town on a friday night round the bars and clubs..!! ;)
Why o Why though do they think that they have a chance racing me? I know that all my car says on it is Cupra and Ibiza, but surely they don't think that I put the body kit, wheels and twin exhausts on it for fun..?? Those are standard fit my dear boy racer numpty..!! those are for making the car stick to the road when I unleash the 160 horses hiding under the bonnet..!! lol
I tend to drive off the lights slowly so they move ahead of you and I get the turbo spinning, and then let fly with Rhubarb's secret weapon..!! foot to the floor, 35 in 1st (short shift), into second and bosh it hard.. 70 in second and the muppet in the punto is so far behind you can only just make the car out. Either that or just keep level with them and 'play with them'. Just edge ahead to make them think that they are 'really' pushing you, and once you get bored or you can't stand the sight of his mingin g/f next to your window any longer, then floor it and wave to them as you disappear..!! ;)
I indeed agree with the good looking female factor.. When I picked up my Cupra I went out for a leisurely drive in it to put some mileage on it and run it in as soon as possible, and went over to see my now ex, who just happens to be a stunning 5'2" size 6 delight of an 18 year old.. and she looks perfect in the black and red leather sport seats..!! lol
I just need to find me a new one, as my seats are getting enevenly worn as I only ever go anywhere in my car on my own, as when out with mates we are always drinking and so never drive anywhere with them. Female in the passenger seat would definitely enhance the look of the car and possibly reduce the number of nobber boy racers that try to take me on.. :s
Well, I'll keep a look out for a seat warmer and will keep laughing at those punto and corsa drivers...
you'll find that my little punto is quite nippy :D
p.s I get the same thing. the red GT badge obviously means race me I am slow :lol:
cordobabrendy
13-05-2002, 21:10
anything with a turbo should always be taken seriously cause you never know what state they are tuned to, seems to me that every single toyota starlet turbo import is tuned to the bollocks and loves driving past in first then changeing to secong just to give the tishh!! alz btw, seat never made a 12v 1.0 ibiza, i assume your talking about your brothers corsa??
latest nupties to have a go are 1.6 nissan almeras , one sri and one si, they both hated it!! heheh giving up way too quickly, even had a 1.4.cool have a go the other day!! but as some have said, insurance determines what fsort of car you can afford and for some its only a method of transport for getting from A to B, *gasp* but some still consider their average hatchback sized engined car to beat all other cars which still have original 2.0 16v or Gti etc stickers.
But one wee think i used to do was entice impreza owners to go ripping off from lights by nudging forward, i know i never even had a chane if its wheels fell off but i just love watching those things launch!!
Saw a broken down scooby today, very embarrassing for the owner, all spaerkly clean and holding up one line of carriageway traffic for about a mile!!:repuke:
I have an mpeg of me racing a 300hp scooby at crail
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/puntogtmpeg
CarreraGT
13-05-2002, 23:11
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW DONT GET ME STARTED! HAHA!
Minging birds! Has any1 been to Chelt latley? Theres these 2 boilers that go around in a K reg Hyndia Coupe lurtching out the windows shouting at every1! I think its only a 1.5!
I once pulled up to some lights and 2 ugly mingers pulled up next to me in a ****ing beat up Nova revving and giving it some! I rolled my eyes but gave them something to race anyways I cleanly beat them, then im waiting at the next set of lights where they pull up next to me again Revving again wanting ANOTHER race! By this time im like "Give it up!" anyways lights turn Green! What doess the stupid dog faced minger do? She stalls the bloody thing, im in histerics and i drove off slowly! HAHAHAH! I had a smile on my face all the way home!
Yeah i generally dont race cars that i know are going to kick my little 1.4's ass! It just aint practical either!
But if u want a good time Nova/Corsa Bashing come down to Cheltenham on a Sunday evening! But i warn u now theres 3 Pulsars around and theres always bound to be 1 around on Sunday most likly going to be White or the Black 1 the silver 1 is pretty reserved lol! But the rest of the field should be easy pickings! :p
Talking about seat warmers of the best kind. I aint got none at the moment either but i fitted a new set of seat covers on hopefully it may be a bit more inviting to the classy lady!
Ive had a couple of girly friends in my car and they eye kandi basically! u should have seen the faces on those Kevin Nova Boys! :p
Apologies to all named Kevin - No Offence Meant by the statement above.
Scoobster
which west hull village do you live in????
Don't really get a problem here, too many yuppys in BMW, Mercs etc. Plus I'm not often out on an evening to see them. I hear them all driving past though thrashing the bollocks off the poor little beasts they drive.
I must have been lucky 'cause I've always had something that goes as well as it looks. Old enough to have beaten the insurance price hikes.
My bro's corsa is a 1.2 16 valver, his old 1 was a 1.0 12 v, anyway i had 4gotten all about this thread, n i know the ibiza didnt come in a 12v ???
Hi All
Up to about 5 weeks ago, I used to have a 200bhp Westfield and can u believe I used to have the Nova boys try and race me.
On one occasion as I was sat at a set of traffic lights on this dual carriage when this Toys'R'Us kited out Nova pulls along side with his minging misses sitting there just staring. He was revving his engine so I thought I would play with him. I could see the next set of light were red about 300 yrds ahead. The lights changed and he started wheel spinning. I accelerated with him and changed gear exactly when he did. We then had to stop at the next set of lights, the dual carriage way is then clear.
The twat then opened the passenger window to to tell me that my car was quick (thinking that I was trying). I said lets go for it again then. The lights changed and I let him go first. I then unleashed the full accelerating potential of the Westfield and went absolutely flying past him on the inside. It was so funny as he disappered into a small dot behing me.
you would ahve thought he would have know that the westie would have been quick. I mean even the slowest is still fecking quick up to 60
Scoobster
20-05-2002, 13:27
Spook:
I live in Kirkella... 7 miles west of Hull.. u know it?
Should do, I also live their :D
Scoobster
20-05-2002, 15:07
Mad...
How old are you? Possible that you know me? I am 25 and went to Wolfreton school.
I drive a black Y reg SEAT Ibiza Cupra 1.8T btw.. you seen it around?
I have only seen a couple of Cupra's around Hull... you got one?
drop me an e-mail to either scooby@scoobster.com or martin.dennison@sseas.com
i'm 29, also went to Wolfreton, can't remember seeing a Black Cupra around thou I'll be keeping my eyes open.
I've got a Black Seat Arosa TDi
Scoobster
20-05-2002, 15:22
Mr surname is Dennison as you can see from the e-mail address. You are between me and my brother in terms of age, so possibly won't remember either of us from school.
It is often quite difficult to see my car... something to do with the speed of sound.. lol
I'll keep my eyes open for your Arosa too. I live up near Tranby, so tend to go everywhere via the A164 and A63... usually between there and work (Hedon Road).
Maybe catch you around at some point...
Keep my eyes open, working in Leeds so occasionally use that road, never taken note of road names, so I take it you mean the roads near Swanbridge vets?
with my car, you'll hear it before you see it......nothing to do with the speed of sound thou...:eek:
I dont mean Tranby, I know where that is perfectly,
I meant the A roads
Scoobster
20-05-2002, 15:47
I drive past Swanbridge every day back and forth from work.
Live about half a mile from swanbridge in the suburbs, so I know all around there pretty well.
I went to Uni in Leeds, but came back to hull.. very strange decision.. heheh
I'll listen out for your turbo diesel then.. :p lol
Scoobster
20-05-2002, 15:50
A164 is between Beverley and Humber Bridge.. the main road... A63 is the one that runs from Hull through to the M62. A63 is always pretty busy... A164 is ok for a bit of speed action though.. always used by bikers giving it some welly.. !!
I travel on the A63 a lot
usually 5.30pm west bound
and 8.00am ish east bound