thewiizard
03-01-2008, 17:42
Hi,
I fancied flashing my naked body but felt it may be inappropriate, instead ill show you what gets me off in the morning.
I have to start with the beast, the slag, the filthy bitch that is my 2.0 Valver...
http://tbfh.org/photo_album/0008_Seat_Ibiza_2_0/10042007008_smaller.jpg
She's seen better days now but I've never had a car thats handled 30K in 12 months better than she has. She still purrs on idle and shows up anyone stupid enough to chase me down a lane, however all good things come to an end.
After a few rows I found myself having an affair with her younger, smarter and stupidly sexier sister.
Ibi wasn't happy when me and Ibizii got together but the on the lighter side, the threesomes we have are immense.
http://tbfh.org/photo_album/0009_Ibiza_Cupra_1_8-20VT/Seat_Ibiza_Cupra_1.8_20VT_Smaller.jpg
She could warm even the nastiest of cold days and can warm me in ways I never thought I would experience in an Ibiza (Automatically and Conditioned!)
However, She's already nagging me for some new shoes which seems to be common amongst women and unfortunately for my bank balance I crumbled and gave in to her demands..
What can I say, I'm only human and she is very persuasive.
Will be updating this thread as time goes on I hope :)
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Right well time for an update, After much diliberation i found myself handing over my hard earned for a set of these Dare equivilent Prada slippers.
I fitted the wheels tonight whilst oooo'ing and aaaa'ing and personally, i think they look pretty good. Was a pice of piss to do and they feel lush on the road, 17x40x205s sitting snugly under her hangy overy bits :)
Pics below(Apologies for the size, I havn't been able to resize them yet)
http://www.tbfh.org/photo_album/0009_Ibiza_Cupra_1_8-20VT/11012008122 [1024x768].jpg
http://www.tbfh.org/photo_album/0009_Ibiza_Cupra_1_8-20VT/11012008123 [1024x768].jpg
http://www.tbfh.org/photo_album/0009_Ibiza_Cupra_1_8-20VT/11012008125 [1024x768].jpg
I'm so happy!
I fancied flashing my naked body but felt it may be inappropriate, instead ill show you what gets me off in the morning.
I have to start with the beast, the slag, the filthy bitch that is my 2.0 Valver...
http://tbfh.org/photo_album/0008_Seat_Ibiza_2_0/10042007008_smaller.jpg
She's seen better days now but I've never had a car thats handled 30K in 12 months better than she has. She still purrs on idle and shows up anyone stupid enough to chase me down a lane, however all good things come to an end.
After a few rows I found myself having an affair with her younger, smarter and stupidly sexier sister.
Ibi wasn't happy when me and Ibizii got together but the on the lighter side, the threesomes we have are immense.
http://tbfh.org/photo_album/0009_Ibiza_Cupra_1_8-20VT/Seat_Ibiza_Cupra_1.8_20VT_Smaller.jpg
She could warm even the nastiest of cold days and can warm me in ways I never thought I would experience in an Ibiza (Automatically and Conditioned!)
However, She's already nagging me for some new shoes which seems to be common amongst women and unfortunately for my bank balance I crumbled and gave in to her demands..
What can I say, I'm only human and she is very persuasive.
Will be updating this thread as time goes on I hope :)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Right well time for an update, After much diliberation i found myself handing over my hard earned for a set of these Dare equivilent Prada slippers.
I fitted the wheels tonight whilst oooo'ing and aaaa'ing and personally, i think they look pretty good. Was a pice of piss to do and they feel lush on the road, 17x40x205s sitting snugly under her hangy overy bits :)
Pics below(Apologies for the size, I havn't been able to resize them yet)
http://www.tbfh.org/photo_album/0009_Ibiza_Cupra_1_8-20VT/11012008122 [1024x768].jpg
http://www.tbfh.org/photo_album/0009_Ibiza_Cupra_1_8-20VT/11012008123 [1024x768].jpg
http://www.tbfh.org/photo_album/0009_Ibiza_Cupra_1_8-20VT/11012008125 [1024x768].jpg
I'm so happy!