Ferrets? I prefer emus. And racing pigeons
You don't count you live that far North you are almost a sweaty sock! Emu's? Mmm I'm quite partial to big birds myself......
I'm still chuckling at Princess Betty......
Princess Betty gazes longingly into the mirror ..... "Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest Princess of them all?" ....... Mirror replies...... " Not you ya ugly c#nt now fu#k off and scare some sheep....."
Busy adjusting your tiara?LOL I am gutted I missed all these posts!!!!!!!!
Doesn't your prince do that for you?
I've just gone off me teaSo much better doing it to yourself
And then licking the poo off ya hands........
I've just gone off me tea
some pictures in my mind I don't need....EVER!
Hahaha. Not taking any **** after what you said!
Other than the **** on his hands after fisting you?
So where would this alleged FistFest 2014 take place?