Ecomotive 1.6 (2010) won't start

Good morning chaps. Long time since I've visited; my car's been behaving flawlessly for years, until this morning...

Car unlocked fine and interior lights work. The powered mirrors unfolded as usual, stereo and climatronic came on - the battery must be fine, I think - but no lights on the instruments and not a peep from under the bonnet. :(

I've tried using the (non remote) spare key - no difference.

I've also visually checked the fuses in the box under the bonnet - all look OK to me.

Currently waiting for Green Flag's man (I get Green Flag cover with my bank account).
If anybody has any clues what the problem is, or even just sympathy, it would be appreciated! ;)
 
Feb 6, 2014
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You can have my sympathy! Hope you get it sorted ok, I wonder whether it might be something like a dodgy earth if faulty connection somewhere?
 
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