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So, kinda like the Bronze thread, do we have any Green Mk3 owners? There's one knocking around Chesterfield (1.4), and the colour is NASTY! Possibly on par with BMW's "Mustard Yellow". Anyone wanna confess to owning one, or having owned one?

The mrs has been away all week, so I have been looking after my 3 year old son (taking him to and from nursery). He has managed to get wet mud on the passenger seat and centre consol, jam on the dash and ginger bread crumbs everwhere! I don't know how to start cleaning, any advice?