it wasn't meant to be offensive!
My hometown is Yarm, just no one knows where that is, so it's easier to say boro! If we want to get big balls about it a guitarist from just about the worlds biggest metal band lives on my street
in Liverpool the car is in a secured car park under a building so it should be okay... Touch wood.
The furthest into Scotland I've been is the Galloway forest when we went to collect our dog from its breeder. Actually that's a lie, I've flown from Glasgow airport once too.