Haha no.no mate, there was no annoyance, I just wanted to make sure everything is listed in one reply, as its all spread over within this thread.
I don't know what you mean by aculators... Can you explain?
In vag com, you should be able to operate certain components on the car, like heater fan, radiator fan, boost control solenoid, and hopefully the temp gauge, then you watch/ listen for life forms
I didn't see any signs of work, but not totally sure where exactly it is, I've seen a thread step by step for the thermostat but I don't remember where it is now lol. If someone could link again would be great.
Thermostat=behind alternator,
Two bolts and coolant hose go into it,
To remove... Disconnect battery earth lead,
Take tension out of alternator belt, easiest way is pull the belt and find a pin/Allen key to fit in the hole in the tensioner to lock it, note the belt route
Remove belt
Undo two 13mm bolts holding alternator, gently lever away from engine, slide out the way, or remove completely if preferred
Undo two bolts revealed behind alternator, pull out thermostat stat, and rubber seal, job done

well, half, just re assemble on reverse...
If u want to test stat: boil a kettle, and pour water in a mug with the thermostat and see if it opens up. Or, boil in a saucepan with thermometer and see exactly what temp it opens.
I don't understand if there are two sensors of such telling me the temp of the engine, and seperatly telling the coolant temp.
Should be one sensor, which takes two readings at same time, one for you and one for ecu.
as I said, 001 engine showed 53c.
17 instrument cluster showed 65-75c. As coolest temp, don't remember exact fig
I will probably go with the sensor when the weather gets better. And also refill the system to check for the airlocks... + that's the cheapest option lol
if that doesn't work, I will give up and probably go to a decent local garage where I can be present during the work/diagnostics
Anyway, further ideas and device are very very welcome, this is proving very helpful... Keep them coming