Lol I've been on fiesta forums for years on them I'm mr know it all who usually makes the newbies do runners on here I'm just another newbie who knows feck all haha. I think I'll stick around till the mum jokes come! I can't handle them I love my mummy :)
 
She's not your mum. She's just so fat you got trapped in her orbit and could never get away :D
 
Dear oh dear. I am a newbie on here and I have found everyone very friendly and helpful. Funny that eh? Maybe you could try not mentioning your genitalia again? Think that might help.