I just thought I'd collaborate all of the Ford ones into one post:
For
Old
Retired
D!cks
Found
On
Road
Dead
Found
On
Rubbish
Dumps
Fix
Or
Repair
Daily
Failure
Of
Research &
Development
Forget
Out
Running
Datsuns
For
Old
Retarded
Drivers
Fails
On
Rainy
Days
Fast
Only
Rolling
Downhill
Fu**ed
Over
Rebuilt
Datsun
Fu**ed
On
Race
Day
I'm sure there are more I'm forgetting...