As someone pasts up 'Hey guys, I'm new here. I've just bought a minted ibiza off eBay!!!'
I'd write it realistically, but I don't do text speak![]()
something like
" 'ite guys just landed this well nice beeza off the bay geez, gonna smash it at shows n that bruv, well cheap too actual mugged off the guy selling it lol, some peeps is just blind lol innit"

Many Thanks TJ. Next time I venture into Brixton, I'll be sure to take you as an interpreter