Animal testing is wrong

[allh2k]

I hit my neighbours bin this mornin!! I blame the bin men cant they place them back where they got em!!

 

[james_tiger_woo]

I've been aiming for my girlfriend's cat...... Damn thing won't keep still......

 

[Leon.SJ]

I hit a horse in my Escort.

Thats a brilliant post!


On a slightly related note Gaz, did Rapid Chariots get Amanda's car fixed? Hope it all got sorted mate!

 

[Romeoisgraham]

I hit a horse in my Escort.

Ive always wondered if a man could knock out a horse with a punch.....too sane to try tho. Obviously a car would kill it or at least snap a leg or two.

yep I need

 

[The MoffMeister]

didnt arnie do it in a film.. no it was a camel but similar size lol

 

[LiCkWiD]

I was creeping forward with the traffic heading home one night. It's the A133 en route to Clacton. Some fields bordered the road.. apparently there was a field-gate that some retarded horse decided to hop.

So of course, there's me... enjoying my 1.6LX powah, when all of a sudden the traffic picks up some pace. I ease my foot onto the accelerator.. carefully.. don't want to shred the road under my 90BHP engine... AS IF FROM NO WHERE COMES A HORSE. I broad-side the d**khead.. slam on the brakes and sit there... shocked, mouth agast in awe as black-beauty staggers about like a pissed up scouser before running through the on-going traffic and into a verge.

I didn't know what to do. He left a dent in my bonnet that the Dam Busters would of raised a pint to :<

I mean.. who do you call when a horse rapes your Ford? What happens about insurance? Does the "farmer" and/or "stable guy" pay for damage?

:'(

 

[MDS]

You better Sharpen that LCR lip... next time it will be a CLEAN CUT...

No MESS .. no FUSS !

 

[james_tiger_woo]

I was creeping forward with the traffic heading home one night. It's the A133 en route to Clacton. Some fields bordered the road.. apparently there was a field-gate that some retarded horse decided to hop.

So of course, there's me... enjoying my 1.6LX powah, when all of a sudden the traffic picks up some pace. I ease my foot onto the accelerator.. carefully.. don't want to shred the road under my 90BHP engine... AS IF FROM NO WHERE COMES A HORSE. I broad-side the d**khead.. slam on the brakes and sit there... shocked, mouth agast in awe as black-beauty staggers about like a pissed up scouser before running through the on-going traffic and into a verge.

I didn't know what to do. He left a dent in my bonnet that the Dam Busters would of raised a pint to :<

I mean.. who do you call when a horse rapes your Ford? What happens about insurance? Does the "farmer" and/or "stable guy" pay for damage?

:'(

The horse owner is liable (if you can find them) for not securing the horse properly....

Good luck on A:Finding the horse and B:Suing the 12 year old girl owner.....

 

[LiCkWiD]

The horse owner is liable (if you can find them) for not securing the horse properly....

Good luck on A:Finding the horse and B:Suing the 12 year old girl owner.....

I like to think the horse died in a ditch somewhere.

Much the same way my Escort went out.

Stupid 12 year old girl. Mind you, bud.. horses have insurance. So, I guess I could claim the hell out that...

 

[justin_cupra]

A mate of mine hit a fox in his Fabia VRS, caused £900 worth of damage!