I wasn't hurt, but I was once run over by my own car!
I have owned, in my yoof, several Minis. The REAL ones, not those inferior German namesakes...
Having early on in my driving career realised that when you buy cheap cars with no service history, belt and braces is the best, so had always yanked the handbrake on and left the car in 1st gear to
help ensure it's still parked where you left it when you return.
As most of them had starting problems too, I would always fit a manual starter solenoid so I could leave the ignition on and meddle about under the bonnet and then press the button to start the engine from there.
This particular day, which I remember well, was a Saturday, and I had as usual been messing about under the bonnet changing the inlet manifold and putting twin SUs on it. I finished up and decided something from the chippy was in order. So I drove the mile and a bit to the chippy. When I came back it wouldn't start. I forget what the reason was, but I knew what to poke, so out I leapt, up with the bonnet, poked the relevant part, pressed the solenoid and ran myself over!
Fortunately, as it lurched forwards it knocked my back onto my arse up over a quite tall curb which the car then hit and stalled.
I of course leapt to my feet, did a quick 360 to check nobody noticed the pillock who had just run himself over, leaned into the car, knocked it out of gear, poked the 'thing', pressed the solenoid, slammed the bonnet shut, jumped back in the car and sped away rubbing my bruised knees as I drove.
That little carpark with it's eight or so inch high curbs is no longer there. They've built a couple of small houses in it's place. The chippy still is though.
I hadn't thought about this incident for years. It must be about thirty years ago.
Glad to read your leg is on the mend.
I still get into any car and start it with my foot pressed to the floor on the clutch pedal, whether it's in gear or not.