Careless driving ticket! Couldn’t believe it. I was driving home in Birmingham last night and the van in front of me dropped a package right in front of me. When I swerved to avoid it, the copper following me stuck his lights on, stopped me and gave me a ticket. I explained why I’d swerved, and we both got out to look at the package. Turned out it was full of carpet tacks. The blimmin copper still insisted on writing me a ticket. “Tacks evasion”, he called it!!