Its not my fault, I was like it before, just the car helps now :D

Pimpin'
 
That made a proper mess.

If it's an consolation, my front splitter had a fight with a pheasant a while back. It was KO (and big cloud of feathers) in the first round to the Ibiza.

I had a small bird fly diagonally into the windscreen on my Scoob in Spain. We were doing circa 130mph at the time. It smacked the screen, flew up in the air and then got a second slap from the Scoob behind me for good measure.
 
Not good.....

A new windscreen can be fitted but the dent are a body shop job according to "dent devils". There is a strenthinging bar below there so you can get behind the dent to do anything :(
 
What about pushing it out from the outside!? big fat sucka things?!
 
pheasents are a right c u n t to deal with, but the shottie soon drops em ( when the season is on of course ) as i have shot a few with my mates shotgun, pity your not allowed to take them with the rifle or i would have shot loads :p unlucky bout the car. the next one ill shoot ill name it after u
 
pheasents are a right c u n t to deal with, but the shottie soon drops em ( when the season is on of course ) as i have shot a few with my mates shotgun, pity your not allowed to take them with the rifle or i would have shot loads :p unlucky bout the car. the next one ill shoot ill name it after u


5th word in

very naughty :ban:
 
my mate had a swan come through his windscreen smaked him in the face on the MOTORWAY! his type S was covered in blood and guts inside and fooked the roof and all the interior!