The hills... Mine is also usually in this weird polar behavior, and I don't really know what the transmission is going to do at certain times...
While on this topic, I can't track any reliable information on this, but when the hell are the service intervals (for DSG oil change) supposed to be?
I've heard everything from 60.000km (37k miles), 90.000km (56k miles), 230.000km (143k miles) to a lifetime... The manual on maintenance is ****, so I'm left with a wet dog in my hand..
Mine is currently on 93.000km (57k miles) with no DSG oil service done yet (afaik from the service history)
I also noticed that usually when I start it up, start driving, the first shift from 1st to 2nd gear jerks slightly, but quite noticeable. After that it's fine.
Other than that, mine is great, no issues and very responsive to all inputs (less if driving on ECO)