I am pleased my last post provided you with some mirth, it is always nice to bring a smile to someones face
To answer your question, yes I can read and my comprehension is quite good too. For example take the passage below taken from The Department For Transports website.
"In the Department's view it is not legal to sell or use after market HID lighting kits, for converting conventional Halogen headlamps to HID Xenon."
Not only can I read it, I can also interpret it to mean "fitting HID lamps to headlamps designed for halogen lamps is illegal"
I don't much care if you fit HID lamps to your car or not, that is your business. The whole point of my post was to make people aware of the law surrounding the retro-fitting of HID lamps. It has already been mentioned in this thread but I will repeat it anyway. If you want to fit HID lamps to your vehicle and for them to be legal you must comply with the following standards.
1) You must fit a headlamp designed for a HID lamp.
2) You must fit a headlamp levelling system.
3) You must fit a headlamp wash system
4) You must ensure that your lights are wired such that when you switch to main beam, the dipped beam remains illuminated.
If you can comply with the above four points, your lights will be legal. Anything less is ILLEGAL.
One last point, should you decide to fit HID lamps to your standard headlamps and are unlucky enough to be stopped by the police because of them, I wouldn't rely on the two web links you quoted as a defence