I Proper Done A Seat Ibiza The Other Day

[MetroMan]

my metro 1.4 si is running like 85hp and i was coming around a round a roundabout and a red seat ibiza with yellow lights and black wheels started trying to race me i gunned it from 30mph up to 100mph and he couldnt keep up what a shame mate try agin

 

[yellonvi-R]

A round a round a roundabout....you dizzy mate?

 

[vroomtshh]

Nice one. 85bhp. Wow. I've done farts with more power

 

[MetroMan]

Nice one. 85bhp. Wow. I've done farts with more power

hav you **** like me metro is rapid as owt

 

[samussamus1]

This guy a troll?
Or just dumb as .... well ....

 

[dalegolf215]

id have thought forums would be blocked by school computers?

 

[ibizacuprabates]

85 bhp, jesus. Wat a monster. Just hope u dont meet a real cupra cos u will be delt a lesson u will neva forget.

 

[tom w]

Lol metro enough said !!

 

[cupraslayer]

Wouldn't it be great if the police just happened to trace his ip address and do him for speeding .

 

[Ape]

my metro 1.4 si is running like 85hp and i was coming around a round a roundabout and a red seat ibiza with yellow lights and black wheels started trying to race me i gunned it from 30mph up to 100mph and he couldnt keep up what a shame mate try agin

"Running like 85bhp"?

Please, continue to enlighten us of your Asphalt Folding Tarmac Terrorist.

 

[CharlieRCupes]

foooound it! banned after 5 posts, got to be a record lol

 

[m0rk]

id have thought forums would be blocked by school computers?

Closer than you might think

The host name is: host.gateshead.ac.uk

 

[Dsgfr11]

"Running like 85bhp"?

Please, continue to enlighten us of your Asphalt Folding Tarmac Terrorist.

 

[Wimbledonian]

Closer than you might think

The host name is: host.gateshead.ac.uk

So... that and owning a Metro: it must be a lecturer

 

[Ronin225]

my met-rot 1.4 si is running like jack shite hp and i was trying not to let it roll over and self disassemble around a roundabout and a red seat ibiza with yellow lights and black wheels was minding his own business driving normally so i gunned it from 30mph up to 100mph and he carried on driving normally, i am so cool

Corrected that for you

 

[dave1888]

Corrected that for you

Hahaha class mate

 

[chuckb]

Closer than you might think

The host name is: host.gateshead.ac.uk

Bloody Motor Vehicle students get everywhere. Obvously our poor cousins in the north cant afford websense to block his trolling nonsense. Our students cant fart or squeak with out us knowing about it. We all also have netcontrol linked to our pc's so if they are spending too much time on twatter, youtube or FB we can remote block them, bit like a **** block but with more satisfaction to the tutor

 

[chuckb]

I Could not resist this

"Metrocity is Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine!"

 

[Big-Pete]

"Running like 85bhp"?

Please, continue to enlighten us of your Asphalt Folding Tarmac Terrorist.

on another note, will a metro do 100mph without it A) crumpling like a tin can B) doing 3 headgaskets???

on another note,

this metro seems to be able to

thats not the op is it???

 

[studoggydogg]

lol something i never thought id see metro and 100mph in the same sentence and as if said metro did 30 around around a roundabout even an mg turdbo would have fell over or rotted before it went around a round round about