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rossandjet

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A little girl notices that a tuft of hair has grown between her legs, "what this mummy" said the little girl. "Its just hair that grows like on a baby monkey's head" says mum.

"Is your monkey grown up now mummy" says the little girl " I saw it eating a big banana the other day".
 

LillianJacks

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A three-year-old boy fell eighteen feet into a zoo enclosure containing seven gorillas. He was immediately rescued, not by zookeepers, but by one of the animals. The 150 lb. female gorilla picked up the unconscious form of the boy and laid it at a door to be easily retrieved to by zookeepers. This cross-species rescue has resulted in thousands of dollars in donations to the zoo. It is perhaps because of these donations that zookeepers have kept quiet about one vital detail, a hastily scrawled note tucked in the boy's collar, "Thanks; but we prefer fruit."
 

lil3520

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Nov 26, 2006
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ALCESTER, WARWICKSHIRE
A little girl notices that a tuft of hair has grown between her legs, "what this mummy" said the little girl. "Its just hair that grows like on a baby monkey's head" says mum.

"Is your monkey grown up now mummy" says the little girl " I saw it eating a big banana the other day".
Love it :p

Andy
 
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