Did an oil change on the car today...
no probs i told her indoors .. only take an hour or so ....
yea right .....
got everything prepared.... drain can engine flush filter.. oil
were on the ball....
ran engine... added flush.....fast idle.... check
turned of engine... drain can under ... cracked sump nut.. check
removed sump plug... oil into drain can..... check
sh*t sh*t sh*t... oil not draining into drain can fast enough..... sh*t
frantically dig around in drain can to find out whats going on... sh*t
oil rapidly spreading on drive...............check
frantic mopping up of a nice puddle of oil..
luckily it stopped... and i withdrew the drain can....
feck the bloody plug had got jammed and reduced the opening to approx half of what it should be... no wonder it couldn go in...
as for the filter.... could i get the sodding thing off nope!!!.. why do they insist on putting filters in stupid places... (one thing the scooby got top marks for.. nice and easy)
back to halfords for a chain wrench... and you need three sodding hands to overcome the law of gravity.......
got it in the end... cleaned it all up and refitted filter.. oiled ring first check
refilled with oil.... hmmmm
why does the engine take 4.5 litres, but the oil only comes in 4 litre cans??
and yes a litre can is sodding expensive....
so total bill for today..
Oil £39.99
Filter £ 7.49
Strap wrench £ 4.59
Rags £ 0.00 (owe the neighbour a drink)
Stain on the drive priceless....
still i only have to do this once a year!!!!!
anyone know how to get oil stains out of a drive??
lol

Mart

no probs i told her indoors .. only take an hour or so ....
yea right .....
got everything prepared.... drain can engine flush filter.. oil
were on the ball....
ran engine... added flush.....fast idle.... check
turned of engine... drain can under ... cracked sump nut.. check
removed sump plug... oil into drain can..... check
sh*t sh*t sh*t... oil not draining into drain can fast enough..... sh*t
frantically dig around in drain can to find out whats going on... sh*t
oil rapidly spreading on drive...............check
frantic mopping up of a nice puddle of oil..
luckily it stopped... and i withdrew the drain can....
feck the bloody plug had got jammed and reduced the opening to approx half of what it should be... no wonder it couldn go in...
as for the filter.... could i get the sodding thing off nope!!!.. why do they insist on putting filters in stupid places... (one thing the scooby got top marks for.. nice and easy)
back to halfords for a chain wrench... and you need three sodding hands to overcome the law of gravity.......
got it in the end... cleaned it all up and refitted filter.. oiled ring first check
refilled with oil.... hmmmm
why does the engine take 4.5 litres, but the oil only comes in 4 litre cans??
and yes a litre can is sodding expensive....
so total bill for today..
Oil £39.99
Filter £ 7.49
Strap wrench £ 4.59
Rags £ 0.00 (owe the neighbour a drink)
Stain on the drive priceless....
still i only have to do this once a year!!!!!
anyone know how to get oil stains out of a drive??
lol
Mart

