ha ha indeed, yy
if I were you I would be seriously tempted in a dsg map. They have been tested to different torque levels by the sister company of Autograph cars in Manchester, they release stage 1 and 2 dsg packages aswell as ecu 1,2 and hybrid maps.
Might be just what you need to reclaim the top spot. My car isn't ready yet as Im still having a few issues with smoke, think its some sort of valve seal. Smokes after you revv it after a long idle and pulling out of junctions and when you coast for a bit using engine braking and then reapply the throttle.