Example advert for car on e-bay:
SEAT Leon Cupra R (With personal plates) - £26,000
The last car you'll ever need to buy.
If you are looking for the ultimate sports hatch then look no further, your quest is over. Goes like $hit off a stick with its extensive modifications including:
Electronic aspirator sound DV
e-bay 'instant 40bhp' cooker knob mod
Legendary Fabia rear wiper
Indoor jacuzzi in front footwells fed by seal leaks
Limited edition creaking dash
Misting light effect
Reverse warning device (Integrated into rear disks - its not squealing
dealer told me)
Performance
0-60 in 4 seconds*
Top speed 165mph*
300 BHP ATW
*(At altitude down the side of a mountain below 2 degrees using a mix of 95RON & donkey sexwee)
I've never been overtaken, ever, even when other cars were trying really hard (could hear their engines and everything) - that makes this car a proven race winner (hence the premium price). You will never have to face losing a race. I believe the personal plate to be worth at least £4k as if you rearrange the letters and induce mind altering drugs you COULD believe it says Leon Cupra R.
Once in a lifetime opportunity to own the greatest hatch ever, only a fool would say no. Never raced offroad, no HPI outstanding once I've cleared the massive loan I took out to pay for it.
No test pilots or tyre kickers
i want one where do i sign for it on the V 5.8938749 form??? ! lol
