A few more laughs ....

Oct 12, 2019
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Subject: Fw: Breastfeeding









A man was riding a bus, minding his own business,
when the gorgeous woman next to him started
to breastfeed her baby.

The baby wouldn't take it, so she said, "Come on,
eat it all up or ... I'll have to give it to this nice man here.
Five minutes later, the baby was still not feeding,
so she said, "Come on, honey. Take it or I'll give it to this nice
man here."
A few minutes later, the anxious man blurted out,
"Come on, kid. Make up your mind!
I was supposed to get off four stops ago!"
hahaha good one...well he should grab it!
 

HighFlyingBird

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Applied for a job at a swimming pool recently, don't think I've got the job though. They asked me what my favourite stroke was and apparently the one that got Margaret Thatcher wasn't the answer they were looking for.
 
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BadBoy03

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Thanks for all the laughs this year. Smiles keep us going aswell as driving our Cupra's!
Hope you have a very merry Christmas & a happy new year. Time to celebrate, crack open the booze...it's Christmas time! :)
 

colsy

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The girlfriend's back on the warpath again. She was up for making a sex movie last night, and all I did was suggest we should hold auditions for her part....
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My missus packed my bags, and as I walked out the front door, she screamed, "I wish you a slow and painful death, you *******!"
"Oh," I replied, "so now you want me to stay!"
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