try keeping your washer bottle topped up, turning your lights off before taking the keys out of the ignition and not letting your fuel level get so low then you won't need to worry about the annoying beep!
 
try keeping your washer bottle topped up, turning your lights off before taking the keys out of the ignition and not letting your fuel level get so low then you won't need to worry about the annoying beep!

all valid points, however when jumping out quickly (popping into a shop or home to grab something) i like to keep the lights on... it wont keep the headlights on but the side lights stay lit and i'd prefer it not to beep... i know the lights are on, i've done it on purpose and dont need a warning beep :(

everytime that fecker goes off anyone in the car is like "what was that?" in shock as it is so loud :help:
 
I agree with karlosR - it's simple to avoid the beeps. Can't see why people would want to get rid of them, would you rather seat replaced the beeps with verbal warnings like:

Oi ya tight G!T buy some fuel!
Ha ha you've run out of washer fluid, bet ya can't see nothing - now about that beep thing!

I'll agree that on the odd occassion my washer beep has gone off and I've not topped up cause the wife is using the car - can't beat that childish grin when she comes back from the shops moaning "...that bloody car, I almost had a hart attack!". Well next time use your own car...!
 
Jason S wrote

I believe the bleeper is in the centre console just under the radio. You'll see a rectangle shape made up of square dots. That's where the b*stard hides!

Nope, that is the inlet for the cabin air temperature sensor, which has a little fan drawing air over it - part of the climate control setup.

The warning beeper is attached to the dashboard printed circuit, buried deep in the dash. Don't know of any way to change its volume short of putting a sock in it. It is supposed to be noticable, after all.

The indicator noise is mechanical, comes from the relay itself.
 
Jason S wrote

I believe the bleeper is in the centre console just under the radio. You'll see a rectangle shape made up of square dots. That's where the b*stard hides!

Nope, that is the inlet for the cabin air temperature sensor, which has a little fan drawing air over it - part of the climate control setup.

The warning beeper is attached to the dashboard printed circuit, buried deep in the dash. Don't know of any way to change its volume short of putting a sock in it. It is supposed to be noticable, after all.

The indicator noise is mechanical, comes from the relay itself.

Ohhhh, well that told me. I'll leave dismantling all that lot well alone.