A woman crashed her car this morning. When the police came she said the guy involved was on his mobile & eating at the time. The police advised the guy was entitled to do whatever he ******* wanted to in his own conservatory.
Sat having a quiet drink with the wife last night and she asked me where I would like to be buried...Apparently, up to the bollocks in your slutty sister wasnt the answer she expected..
Sat having a quiet drink with the wife last night and she asked me where I would like to be buried...Apparently, up to the bollocks in your slutty sister wasnt the answer she expected..
