One of the lads at work is forever taking the mick out of us petrol heads at work, particularly one guy who has an Evo & has to bring in his wifes Toyota Ayigo the week before payday, saying he couldn't even imagine getting any less than 50mpg...
Was a bit late in one morning, told him I had to stop off for fuel... "what, again!?" he said, to which I replied "it's not that bad, haven't put any in for just over two weeks!" He then says, "ha ha! you wanna get yourself a diesel Jon boy, I haven't filled up since June!"
Ah well...