Monkey proof!

[marks_leon]

There are only a few reasons why anyone would go to a safari park in u there car

1 if its a company car/rental and 2 you don't give a **** about how u car gets wrecked.

 

[Masterkm]

Go for it lol then upload pics of what the buggers did lmao (joke btw)

 

[shnazzle]

I drove through one in our old BMW...they were all over cars but they never did any damage to anybody's. they were just hitchin rides on roofs.

I was a little more afraid of the rhino that walked right up to the car!!! You could hear the fecker chew his grass!! The 2nd pic is NOT zoomed in

 

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[Masterkm]

On a Porsche?? wth lol

 

[mattster]

My only advice is don't use the washer jets to get them off. It makes them worse. I lost my rear wiper the last time I went to longleat you should be able to avoid the monkeys which I highly recommend.

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[cupra_ahhh]

Haha, that monkey on the Porsche is funny. I'm pretty sure there's a way that you can get driven around in a kind of tour van or something. Realistically i think the main concerns are the wipers and aerial. There's not much else they can pull about, unless they go under the car, but I'm not planning on stopping if i can help it.

Those Rhinos though...jesus, they'll only need to brush up against your car and surely that's pretty big damage?!

 

[MK Guinness]

I drove through the monkey enclosure at Longleat once. Never again. They managed to remove the rear washer jet from my 106, but I got off lightly.

There was a car in front that they removed all the trim from around the windows, done very quickly and efficiently in about 10 seconds by a squad of the little sods. Another had the rubber inserts between the roof panel and door panels pulled off.

The keepers had an old Fourtrak that had no wipers, no window rubbers on it. But on the back door it said, 1.2, V6, TDi, Quattro, 3.0, Turbo, XLS, GTi, etc etc. It had dozens of badges from all makes stuck to it. The keepers must go round at night and collect all the spare parts.

 

[Benzy]

I was really worried about going, then at a moment of madness just thought 'feck it' and went for it. I got round in one piece but the car in front got a big dent in there roof haha. Just don't let ur kids (if u have them) bang on the roof if a monkey sits on there. It winds them up

 

[shnazzle]

The keepers had an old Fourtrak that had no wipers, no window rubbers on it. But on the back door it said, 1.2, V6, TDi, Quattro, 3.0, Turbo, XLS, GTi, etc etc. It had dozens of badges from all makes stuck to it. The keepers must go round at night and collect all the spare parts.

LMAO!!!
I love monkeys

 

[Tron-19]

If the Park is in Manchester, make sure you have locking wheel nuts too...

 

[Benzy]

If the Park is in Manchester, make sure you have locking wheel nuts too...

Haha genius!

 

[Splatercash]

Why on earth would anyone do this with their own car. I go absolutely daft if anyone makes any unnecessary contact with my car; no danger would I let monkeys sit on it and start to rip bits off it. Utter madness!

 

[mattster]

When i lost my rear wiper I went back to longleat 2 days later to see if they had it as when I phoned they said that they keep the bits for a few days. It was like a scrapyard with each days bits left in piles by the pay booths. I only found broken wipers and not mine. There were loads of rubber and chrome strips as well as a few wing mirrors. You do have the option to avoid the monkey enclosure which I will do if I ever go back

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[Subc]

Dress up in a "Big Cat" suit the Monkeys will **** themselves with fright and stay away...

 

[Jimbobcook]

Dress up in a "Big Cat" suit the Monkeys will **** themselves with fright and stay away...

Best idea yet!

 

[Rob66]

Don't do it unless you don't give a 'monkies' about your car

Its not just what they may remove, but the potential damage to the paint that i would worry about as much..

 

[bigbadjay]

Better get practising your lion roar!

 

[James_85UK]

Do yourself a favour mate, get a courtesy car.. will be hilairious handing it back after the monkeys have had their fun with it

 

[mattster]

It would make a good mk3 Leon advert if it shows the monkeys ripping all the cars apart and when the mk3 turns up the all start polishing it.

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