When I first went self employed I had a old escort van . Tatty old thing it was , but still it was my van . Parked up in sainsburys and a merc pulled up next to me . Fairly new ! Nice gun metal grey !
She opened her door and ' bang ' right into the side of my van .
Wound the window down to be told ( snobby , up her own arse moo ) ' it's only a old van '.
That Royal pissed me off , so ......... Opening my door ( nice and hard ) smacked it into her car door . Looking at me in disbelief and mouth wide open , I replied ' it's only a merc ' .
Shut door and drive off . Never heard anything more about it . Did expect a knock from a PC plod , but never did .
You do right!