...most peculiar, mama, as I think some minor pop star once said. Because it has been an odd weekend with the Exeo, starting late on Saturday afternoon when I found a nail sticking out of a rear tyre. It resisted all attempts at removal by hand, so I decided to risk it, get it to the nearest tyre depot (one mile away) for a quick repair - job done. (Of course I'd have stopped if he TPMS had kicked in, officer).
It was 5pm by this time and the shutters were down on all the major operators, so - no choice - I'd have to put the spare on. Drove home, removed nail, tyre hisses and deflates, it's dark outside now, and there's no street light. Rummage about for locking wheel nut and jack - boot light goes out. Locate both, note odd design of jack but locate as per manual, raise car, remove wheel, replace with space-saver spare tyre (max 50mph), tighten nuts and finally start lowering the car.
To a chorus of tortured plastic.
Stop winding, can't see anything. However, the wheel is still not on the ground and the jack can't be pulled out - so I'll have to keep winding. The graunching gets worse, followed by a loud "pop" as the plastic door trim....well, breaks free of its mounting and cracks. There's another pop, which is the light bulb going off in my dim-bulb brain, as I realise what's actually going on here. That odd design I mentioned about the jack earlier? Well - stay with me here - when raising the car, there's sufficient clearance but coming back down... there just isn't. The car is actually lowered ONTO to the jack -and the graunching is the sound of its metal frame cutting two perfect grooves into the (I hope) plastic sill covers and (on the Sport) hacking through the lower door trims!
Anyway, chuck everything into the boot - wheel included - bit rushed now, got to visit sick relative in hospital an hour away, and it's 7pm (visiting time finishes at eight). Reverse into next door's car because the stereo's turned up a tad too high and the sensors are TOO BLOODY QUIET!!!!!!!
No damage to neighbour's Rover 75 - but rear number plate surround on Exeo cracked and distorted. Resolve to take a trip to the paint shop once weather improves to sort out sills, door trim, rear valance.
Then, tyre pressure dash warning goes off. Stop to get diesel, check newly-installed spare tyre. Gauge say's it's ONE psi down. One.
Set off again - right headlamp bulb is out, says the dash, as is one rear plate bulb, a consequence of the bump, no doubt. TPMS comes on again - same tyre. Resolve to get tyre and bulbs sorted in the morning. Get to hospital just as visiting time ends. Return trip uneventful, apart from permanently wagging fingers from the dash about the tyres and bulbs.
Following day - trip to Halfords. The nail has caused a hole on the shoulder of the tread and tyre wall. They say it would be "illegal" to repair it, so new tyre it is then? Except you can't really have just one, can you? Maybe I'm picky, but I prefer to change them a pair at the time, so they wear at the same rate. As they're balancing the wheel, however, it shoots off the machine - "that's the first time that's ever happened" - and is scratched and damaged. Fair play, they immediately offer to get it repaired by local Wheel Wizard. Resolve to get the others done at the same time. Shudder to think of the cost of all this work.
Halfords guys very apologetic, bless 'em, and relieve me of £245.
Agree to get car booked in when weather improves...
Now - when I last posted, I was highly critical of the Sport's ride, but I've been wondering if I got a bit carried away. After all, I did drive the car extensively before I bought it and I WAS very impressed so - yes - it's my own fault
These Falkens (yeah, me too) SEEM to have a softer compound than the previous and (I suspect rather cheap and nasty) Federals, and the initial impression is of a SLIGHTLY more supple and smoother ride - and a bit less road noise. Since we're not talking about the driving wheels, it's difficult to tell for now. Resolve to investigate decent rubber for the front pair.
It's not dampened the interior creaks I keep banging on about, but - hey, you can't have everything. Today, driving to the hospital, I simply turned up The Beatles and for once the standard stereo sounded OK and drowned out most of the irritants. The latest suspect is the piano black plastic trim above the glove compartment......
Resolve to sort out dash and centre console squeaks when....I think you know the rest.
Get back in tonight and read elsewhere on the forum about the end of the line for the Exeo. Feel depressed again.
Happy motoring, everyone.
It was 5pm by this time and the shutters were down on all the major operators, so - no choice - I'd have to put the spare on. Drove home, removed nail, tyre hisses and deflates, it's dark outside now, and there's no street light. Rummage about for locking wheel nut and jack - boot light goes out. Locate both, note odd design of jack but locate as per manual, raise car, remove wheel, replace with space-saver spare tyre (max 50mph), tighten nuts and finally start lowering the car.
To a chorus of tortured plastic.
Stop winding, can't see anything. However, the wheel is still not on the ground and the jack can't be pulled out - so I'll have to keep winding. The graunching gets worse, followed by a loud "pop" as the plastic door trim....well, breaks free of its mounting and cracks. There's another pop, which is the light bulb going off in my dim-bulb brain, as I realise what's actually going on here. That odd design I mentioned about the jack earlier? Well - stay with me here - when raising the car, there's sufficient clearance but coming back down... there just isn't. The car is actually lowered ONTO to the jack -and the graunching is the sound of its metal frame cutting two perfect grooves into the (I hope) plastic sill covers and (on the Sport) hacking through the lower door trims!
Anyway, chuck everything into the boot - wheel included - bit rushed now, got to visit sick relative in hospital an hour away, and it's 7pm (visiting time finishes at eight). Reverse into next door's car because the stereo's turned up a tad too high and the sensors are TOO BLOODY QUIET!!!!!!!
No damage to neighbour's Rover 75 - but rear number plate surround on Exeo cracked and distorted. Resolve to take a trip to the paint shop once weather improves to sort out sills, door trim, rear valance.
Then, tyre pressure dash warning goes off. Stop to get diesel, check newly-installed spare tyre. Gauge say's it's ONE psi down. One.
Set off again - right headlamp bulb is out, says the dash, as is one rear plate bulb, a consequence of the bump, no doubt. TPMS comes on again - same tyre. Resolve to get tyre and bulbs sorted in the morning. Get to hospital just as visiting time ends. Return trip uneventful, apart from permanently wagging fingers from the dash about the tyres and bulbs.
Following day - trip to Halfords. The nail has caused a hole on the shoulder of the tread and tyre wall. They say it would be "illegal" to repair it, so new tyre it is then? Except you can't really have just one, can you? Maybe I'm picky, but I prefer to change them a pair at the time, so they wear at the same rate. As they're balancing the wheel, however, it shoots off the machine - "that's the first time that's ever happened" - and is scratched and damaged. Fair play, they immediately offer to get it repaired by local Wheel Wizard. Resolve to get the others done at the same time. Shudder to think of the cost of all this work.
Halfords guys very apologetic, bless 'em, and relieve me of £245.
Agree to get car booked in when weather improves...
Now - when I last posted, I was highly critical of the Sport's ride, but I've been wondering if I got a bit carried away. After all, I did drive the car extensively before I bought it and I WAS very impressed so - yes - it's my own fault
These Falkens (yeah, me too) SEEM to have a softer compound than the previous and (I suspect rather cheap and nasty) Federals, and the initial impression is of a SLIGHTLY more supple and smoother ride - and a bit less road noise. Since we're not talking about the driving wheels, it's difficult to tell for now. Resolve to investigate decent rubber for the front pair.
It's not dampened the interior creaks I keep banging on about, but - hey, you can't have everything. Today, driving to the hospital, I simply turned up The Beatles and for once the standard stereo sounded OK and drowned out most of the irritants. The latest suspect is the piano black plastic trim above the glove compartment......
Resolve to sort out dash and centre console squeaks when....I think you know the rest.
Get back in tonight and read elsewhere on the forum about the end of the line for the Exeo. Feel depressed again.
Happy motoring, everyone.