Car Got Vandelised Last Night!!!!

Fl@pper

Back older greyer and less oilier but always hope
Jun 19, 2001
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Gloucester
RikH said:
pic up dogshit when u go for a walk and leave it under his wipers
keen
smeared on the radiator is a lot more effective - adds to the aura

lipstick for windcreens

and milk for carpets / seats (best over a weekend in summer)
 

Snoopie

Impossible
Feb 5, 2006
349
0
Enfield
X20HER said:
What and pay for diesel? Wheres the fun in that??

To me, i dont have to pay for diesel. My brother in law works for the council and got a free company van. Therefore, he brings home diesel and petrol. Not much, but enough. Some of us are lucky!
 

Dodson

Extreme Blue
Feb 9, 2005
610
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Redcar
He lives literally up my road mate.

Complete ******,ive already sorted the plan,im waiting at least 6 weeks to do it though.

You cant expect to touch somebodys car and not face the consequences.
 

$tevey.D

Active Member
Jan 31, 2004
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cheshire
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er what if wasnt him?, could have just been some random t1t?

if not then id pay him back, to be honest if its your works van id park it outside his house every single night, or simply reverse it into his car, garden fence, bushes or anything else.

you could simply front him, people who do things all sneaky at the middle of the night are sh1t houses, sure if you fronted him he would back down, if not enjoy beating him down, just make sure you got witnesess on your side after all its what you can prove not what you know!!

if your bored then think of some new car punishment tricks....car wars is great but i guess it could end up with your own damaged!!

rip his valve caps out......tie a bike chain through his wheels.......dog sh1t on his door handle.....stones in his exhaust.....vasaline on his windows.....nitromorse on his paint.......put a dead pigs/cows head on his bonnet.......tie his towbar to his front door then watch as he drives off.......get a load of your mates and tip his car over........or simply just blow it up!!! fireworks and petrol. or pay some little scrot to steal his car, you could then take a few bits from it and post them to him!!

sorry my mind went into overkill then !!!
 

Mr_Magistus

who am i???
Feb 22, 2005
148
0
UK
Would go round and kick his a** if it was me.

theres no need to attack your car....

(if all else fails sand in the petrol tank works)
 

Fast_Eddie

BMW 1series M please!
May 16, 2004
391
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Bradford West Yorkshire
to me it does seem more like kids who have noticed a very clean recently polished car and thought they would have a 'laugh'...flour and eggs????:redface:
I might be wrong, but to retaliate without knowing could start WW3!!
 

hornet boy

Full Member
Nov 4, 2005
57
0
Cambs
Why not go round for a grown up chat and ask him why he did it, and if you can put it behind you? Thinking that your being decent about it, he may give away something. When you think he has dropped himself in it enough, walk away and stop the dictaphone that you have had running all the time in your pocket. Then grin happily with yourself all the way down to the police station.
 
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