OK, update - and it ain't pretty. I've just spent the afternoon arguing with the local
Seat dealer after the Leon went in to have the door rattle fixed. Yesterday, I sat with a technician in the car to demonstrate the
problem and I felt strangely proud when all four doors began chirping away in unison to Massive Attack (I'd knocked back the bass a bit so he knew I wasn't cheating). The lad - he looked about 12, but that's not his fault - said there was a definite issue. I told him there was a fix recommended by Seat and he said he'd follow it up.
Like everyone else, though, he said it was the first time he'd come across this.....
Come today, went to pick the car up and - guess what - they've done precisely.....nothing. Nowt. Nada. Nish. Sod all.
Instead, they'd just turned down the bass on the graphic equaliser and said the doors didn't creak any more.
Well, I'm ashamed to say I erupted. Actually - not ashamed, just sorry for the lad (another one) who was on the receiving end. Because they'd done the bare minimum about a known
problem for which there was a fix (even if it may not work - but that's not the point. I want Seat to be given the chance to address the
problem first, without having to shell out for after-market sound deadening myself). The door cards had not been removed at any point and there was no record of the car having been taken for a test drive. So I got cross - and for once it worked. He managed to find the Seat-recommended solution - only to add, "But your car's not covered under warranty for it".
Essentially, what Seat have done is decided (quite arbitrarily) that certain build periods don't have rattly doors. So any that do, don't qualify. How crap is that? At least that's what I told him - and then listed all the Seats (and other VAG group cars) I'd owned, that I should be treated as a valued customer and objected to being patronised about
how to adjust the tone controls on the stereo - and that they should be bending over backwards to keep me happy (even though I didn't buy the car from them!)
Anyway, voices were being raised (mine mainly), there was a queue building up, he was clearly wilting and I was also running out of steam - and after all that, he relented and the car goes back in next week. To have the official sound deadening kit installed. Under warranty.
God knows what I'll do if it's not fixed next time. But at least there is a next time.