Bonnet bra was delivered on saturday, going to fit it soon and take some pics. Below are some extracts from the letter that came with it, I have not changed the words or the case of the letters:
"...Try to fit when outside temperature is warm. DO NO TRY AND FIT STRAIGHT AWAY OUT OF PACKAGING YOU HAVE BEEN ADVISED...
Do not put bra on recently painted bonnets...WE CANNOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR BOB THE PAINTERS SHORT COMINGS...
Slide bonnet bra over end of bonnet...DO NOT WRESTLE IT LIKE A TIGER...
Please remove bra every so often to clean/polish behind the bra...IF NOT CARRIED OUT THEN WE CANNOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE AS INSTRUCTIONS ARE GIVEN TO BE FOLLWED NOT THROWN IN GLOVEBOX..."
The parts in upper case are esp. amusing