pickles

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This is a good one a bloke in work with me and yes he is a d**k has a subaru impreza 2.0 no turbo nothing jusy 4 wheel drive always takes the p*** out of my car saying thsy dont make fast cars just cheap cars and thinks he will eat mine up easy its a standard subaru he has and my cupra is standard tell me what you guys think you know more thatn me.
Thanks.
 
Lmao, there will always be the office d**k bragging how his car can do this and this to your car.

If he thinks Seat is cheap why did he buy a non-turbo scooby, surely if your gonna have a scooby at least buy a wrx, not sure about how yours will go against his, depends what model he has.
 
He says he has the boxer engine and he is pushing 189 BHP but he is so full of c*** he said the back box give him 20 bhp more i pi**** myself laughing no standard 20vt cupra will be my car he said he even said that mine dont have a turbo i said look under the hood its got fat writing saying turbo yhis guy is doing my head in but what can i say.
 
He says he has the boxer engine and he is pushing 189 BHP but he is so full of c*** he said the back box give him 20 bhp more i pi**** myself laughing no standard 20vt cupra will be my car he said he even said that mine dont have a turbo i said look under the hood its got fat writing saying turbo yhis guy is doing my head in but what can i say.

Even if he was pushing 189bhp, surely weight to power would be in your favour.
 
Not a chance mate, unless he's had some serious work done to it yours will destroy it.

The 2.0 ones are only 125 BHP, 150 for the 2007 on ones. That, coupled with the drag from the 4WD system, and the near 200kg weight difference will make it easy work for the cupra. Backbox will give practically no benefit at all TBH. It's more in the cat, downpipe and manifold on a NA motor.

To prove it once and for all, there's one way to find out whcih is fatser. Just remember to turn TCS off. :D
 
His is a 2.0 sport model y reg it looks c*** to be honest i said lets have ago down a go down a good road but he said he dont need to he knows that made me laugh.
 
His is a 2.0 sport model y reg it looks c*** to be honest i said lets have ago down a go down a good road but he said he dont need to he knows that made me laugh.

lol, love people who do that!

If its a Y reg, it's a 125 BHP engine, with a 0-60 time (According to parkers) of 10 sec. Your cupra will do it is 7.5.

Plus you have a top speed of 146, he can only do 119.

Nuff said!

If he can;t prove his is faster, keep mentioning figures to him! ;)
 
Ha ha great guys cant wait to tell him this but he wont race i have asked if he keeps on going on he will have some bhp in his jaw how come people think like this.
 
Point and laugh at his lack of rear discs.

we cant say much for ours tho they may as well be saucers :cartman:

i had my mate frm work say the same about his scoooby none turbo when i had my pug XSI so we tried it and he failed miserably :D lol


tell you "mate" that yea i think your right mate lets see what happens :lol: then when you piss on his fire and smoke his ass you can tell him that a pug XSI will wip him pice of piss
 
This bloke is smoking the best stuff his son has a saxo vtr and it has a new exhaust he thinks it to hard to control on the road now its so rapid and he thinks that will keep up with a cupra and im not lying at all here.
 
Little boys cars every VTR has warp drive!!

That jap escort are slower than piss!
Say buy a proper one or couldn't u afford a real car not a copy !
 
just ask him what revs his turbo kicks in! that might shut the dopey twats mouth
 
I will have a go at him next week in my car but do you think these cupras are quick for what they are better than golf gti etc would be nice to know as i think leons are great.
 
I once raced a bog standard imprezza turbo in my bog standard 1.8t cupra, in a legit 8th mile timed drag race. He won, marginally by a couple of hundredths of a second, and I mean it was practically a draw. Absolutely nothing in it. And that was a turbo, his turdo with have nothing on you.