I've got a wee westie and it's like a paper shredder! If you don't beat him to the mail tough luck!

Dougie's a big yellow lab. If the Koreans pay by the pound I'll be quids in. I'm raging at the wee dobber, the Hamilton sorting office is a pain in the baws when you have the card, not looking forward to presenting the chewed remains of one!
 
Dougie's a big yellow lab. If the Koreans pay by the pound I'll be quids in. I'm raging at the wee dobber, the Hamilton sorting office is a pain in the baws when you have the card, not looking forward to presenting the chewed remains of one!

take the dog with you and tell them if they dont sort you out you will let him loose ;) :whistle:
 
Dougie's a big yellow lab. If the Koreans pay by the pound I'll be quids in. I'm raging at the wee dobber, the Hamilton sorting office is a pain in the baws when you have the card, not looking forward to presenting the chewed remains of one!

Take a dog turd in with you and say "here is the card, and here are the bits that have been recycled...... ;)
 
Just insured my car and my fiancés £308 for both, fully comprehensive, with protected no claims and cover to drive any vehicle.
 
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Car didn't fail MOT with EML on phew. Now just to get to the bottom of why its on. Removed the battery and cleared for a while but came back!
 
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take the dog with you and tell them if they dont sort you out you will let him loose ;) :whistle:

Wouldn't work, he's softer than my first sh*te!

Completely unrelated, today me and my MK2 went to work, where I gave a 70 year old woman a cheque for 25 grand, then I started the process for a young dude (who just bought a mk1 cupra) to receive a cheque for 25 grand. Then on the way home, I finally managed 500 miles from a tank before my fuel light came on.

Absinthe and some happy tobacco now methinks.
 
Wouldn't work, he's softer than my first sh*te!

Completely unrelated, today me and my MK2 went to work, where I gave a 70 year old woman a cheque for 25 grand, then I started the process for a young dude (who just bought a mk1 cupra) to receive a cheque for 25 grand. Then on the way home, I finally managed 500 miles from a tank before my fuel light came on.

Absinthe and some happy tobacco now methinks.

£25k to a 70 year old? Is that the going rate in Glasgae now? I hope she does breakfast .....
And now you've started on a young man too , does your depraved lust have no bounds? ... Last time I walk down Sauchiehall Street...... ;)
 
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Springburn? Jesus wept, I went to college there, they eat sweeties they find on the ground up there! And in the pubs in possil park if they don't find a blade when they search you, they give you one!

If you survived there, you've done well mate.

(and if there's anyone from there reading this, I spent my teens in larkhall, so no offence meant, I can't claim to be much better!)
 
I once watched from across the street as a tramp in Airdrie spotted a half melted mars bar on the pavement, bent down and proceed to eat it. Right in the middle of the town, loads of folk about, not giving one single f*ck.
 
Just generally going to work on a bank holiday weekend but hey... I've got the breakfast of champions haha

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