Been modding

[smoothuk]

couldnt help ya self could ya mate..LOL.....this is where t starts....gonna give the mondy a run for its money in the end!!!

 

[ArosaRacer]

give that old tractor a run id beat it on idle!!!!

 

[tris]

amanda wont let him spend money like he did on the mondy

 

[smoothuk]

i hear the sound of a cracking whip..lol....

 

[tris]

lol and a crying little boy

 

[smoothuk]

LOL....bless him..did you see how he did it thou, i can picture it in my head...

GAZ: Corrr we outa bread mand...i'll just pop an get some from the local corner shop...will take the LCR for a "quick" run....

AMANDA: Ok honey, dont be long, drive safe *kiss*

GAZ: Ok will do, see you in a bit, *kiss*

*Gaz exits house and strolls John Wayne style to his ride...

"lets saddle up"

*Drives to corner shop and gets beaten down the road by a pimped up Novvaaa*

GAZ: I need more power, she just cnat do it captain..

*Heads to local mod shop*

GAZ:Give me the biggest air filter you can find for my LCR

SHOP ASSISTANT: Yes guv..

GAZ: Can you fit that little boy, i got some sweeties for you...grrrr

SHOP ASSISTANT:Yes Guv..

im gonna stop there..oh dear to much sun and diet coke again.......

 

[ArosaRacer]

if i want to spend i will!!!! shite the misses is coming laters!

 

[ArosaRacer]

LOL....bless him..did you see how he did it thou, i can picture it in my head...

GAZ: Corrr we outa bread mand...i'll just pop an get some from the local corner shop...will take the LCR for a "quick" run....

AMANDA: Ok honey, dont be long, drive safe *kiss*

GAZ: Ok will do, see you in a bit, *kiss*

*Gaz exits house and strolls John Wayne style to his ride...

"lets saddle up"

*Drives to corner shop and gets beaten down the road by a pimped up Novvaaa*

GAZ: I need more power, she just cnat do it captain..

*Heads to local mod shop*

GAZ:Give me the biggest air filter you can find for my LCR

SHOP ASSISTANT: Yes guv..

GAZ: Can you fit that little boy, i got some sweeties for you...grrrr

SHOP ASSISTANT:Yes Guv..

im gonna stop there..oh dear to much sun and diet coke again.......

i iz got da turbo and da boost bruv i need da filter for da turbo innit

Now the translation as i was in chatham...... Excuse me do you have a filter for a LCR?

halfords bloke: er er is dat a nova ?

me: no its a leon with a powerful engine

halfords bloke: ah like me mate daves nova wid da spoiler kit 57" wheelz and a 4" peco?

Me not quite, that BMC jobbie will do

Halfords bloke: what im reading lax power

me: bye bye goes and pays


drives home fits then tells amanda that the noise is the air con

 

[smoothuk]

LMAO.....Just a blatant lie, but a convincing one...nice one gaz..does it sound hot??????

 

[tris]

thats wicked guys i am rolling about p155ing myself

 

[smoothuk]

I hope not tris, i cant se Abbies nappies fitting you...

 

[ArosaRacer]

I hope not tris, i cant se Abbies nappies fitting you...

the poor baby will think well if daddy pisses him self i'll do it CUE Abby bum change time

 

[tris]

Lmao

 

[tris]

its ABI

 

[ArosaRacer]

Doh must be the kronenbourg! 3 of us 1 off you i make it pimms o clock!!! does it taste nice?

 

[tris]

you no it i have had so much the fruit tastes like pure alcohol

 

[smoothuk]

LOL... how funny..