Cupra vs Cupra R

[kazand]

Iiii think that anything lower than an R is purely unacceptable and means you're a peasant and haven't achieved success in your life. Your wife/girlfriend is probably ugly and you were beaten as a child. This shows in the fact that you didn't choose an R

I chose an R because I am a myopic stunted midget with body odour control problems, bad teeth and halitosis. I have never had a girlfriend till now so my sex life has been limited to self abuse. I collect used tea bags as a hobby, and live in a hole under Spaghetti Junction.
Now that I have an R my whole life has changed. Women ( and men, lets be equal) throw themselves at me constantly. Every night is a party night. I have fame, power and money beyond my wildest dreams. I rub shoulders with celebrities. Everywhere I go I am treated like a lord. I go to the drive through and the staff hand me food ( they used to poke me with a stick before) I have been given my own mansion by a grateful lord.
All because I bought an R.
So take heed, all you other poor souls. Improve your life. Get an R, you know it makes sense. I might still be a myopic tea bag collecting halitosis ridden midget but I'm planning on surgery and I've discovered toothpaste ......
And make sure its Speed Blue coz it's the bestist and quickest colour innit ......

 

[LeonCR]

OK maybe i was wrong, most R owners are up there own asses haha

 

[olitaylor07]

Was a good read this morning thanks guys lol.

My two peneth even though I don't have one but are looking at one.......there is a premium on R's because there R's. I couldn't live with the leather seats so would have to get a cupra and probably do the mods Betty had done.

Is the R came with fabrics seats I would pay the extra because everytime I see one (which is rare) I would think wish I had bought an R.


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[springer]

Again

You will probably find the seats cost ££££ more alone,never mind all the other parts.
If you dig deep enough its not just seats exhaust and wheels,but im staying out of this one.

MODIFIED Cupra vs STANDARD R- So you spend the difference in price on mods and then say its faster than astandard R.I sometimes cant believe what im reading on here,course its going to be faster!

 

[shnazzle]

Kazand is right and living proof that getting an R is life-changing. We have also discovered that LeonCR is autistic as he does not seem to pick up on simple bouts of sarcasm and reasoning.
However, there is hope!!
According to a study by Richard Rooney, getting a Cupra R has shown to decrease signs of autism and increase awareness of when to shut the **** up

 

[shnazzle]

The above is obviously a joke (obvious to some) and no offence to sufferers of autism intended

 

[mike0105]

I have now read 2 threads that seem to be exactly the same. There are those that are never going to agree. If you want the extra bits of a Cupra R then go for it. If not then don't.

You are buying a used car, buy the best example of an Mk2 within the distance you are willing to travel and within your budget.

 

[shnazzle]

To be fair, I did ask the same question once upon a time.
But there should be 1 thread on this and it should list all of the features the R has over the Cupra and then a note saying: "the rest is down to personal preference". And then lock the thread

 

[kazand]

To be fair, I did ask the same question once upon a time.
But there should be 1 thread on this and it should list all of the features the R has over the Cupra and then a note saying: "the rest is down to personal preference". And then lock the thread

I got an R because I am a Brummie. I went into dealers and asked to look at the Leon range, the salesman said "Cupra?" I replied in best Brummagem "Ar" and hey presto here we are...

 

[mike0105]

To be fair, I did ask the same question once upon a time.
But there should be 1 thread on this and it should list all of the features the R has over the Cupra and then a note saying: "the rest is down to personal preference". And then lock the thread

This.

No more fighting children. We all have nice toys.

 

[Crafoo]

Always makes me laugh stuff like this, you'll get people who squabble over the smallest of differences between one Leon vs another, but if someone comes on here from another forum and starts slating the brand all of a sudden everyone comes together and Seat brothers are up in arms, Ibiza, Leon, etc.... spec level matters not, we must defend our territory lol

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[kazand]

Always makes me laugh stuff like this, you'll get people who squabble over the smallest of differences between one Leon vs another, but if someone comes on here from another forum and starts slating the brand all of a sudden everyone comes together and Seat brothers are up in arms, Ibiza, Leon, etc.... spec level matters not, we must defend our territory lol

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You are only jealous because you do not have a Mickey Mouse aerial topper.....

 

[Crafoo]

Rumbled!

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[WeeG]

Longer 4th,5th,6th gear ratios in LCR compared to LC

 

[tundrarocks]

Buy a golf everyone who bought a leon secretly really wanted a vw lol

 

[Clazzer]

I swapped my Golf for a Leon...R of course

 

[Brinkz]

Longer 4th,5th,6th gear ratios in LCR compared to LC

Trust you to provide facts and evidence to the stupidity - shame on you.

 

[betty_swollox]

You keep comparing it to an R and giving reasons why you didn't want it

You are the one that started the its not worth the extra money comments so I'm just telling you why some people did go ahead and spend the money

you like being Mr funny but when based on fact you just prove yourself to be a bit of a keyboard warrior

I'll just leave it there

Not a keyboard warrior at all, I would happily discuss this with you in person
Xxxx

 

[betty_swollox]

I chose an R because I am a myopic stunted midget with body odour control problems, bad teeth and halitosis. I have never had a girlfriend till now so my sex life has been limited to self abuse. I collect used tea bags as a hobby, and live in a hole under Spaghetti Junction.
Now that I have an R my whole life has changed. Women ( and men, lets be equal) throw themselves at me constantly. Every night is a party night. I have fame, power and money beyond my wildest dreams. I rub shoulders with celebrities. Everywhere I go I am treated like a lord. I go to the drive through and the staff hand me food ( they used to poke me with a stick before) I have been given my own mansion by a grateful lord.
All because I bought an R.
So take heed, all you other poor souls. Improve your life. Get an R, you know it makes sense. I might still be a myopic tea bag collecting halitosis ridden midget but I'm planning on surgery and I've discovered toothpaste ......
And make sure its Speed Blue coz it's the bestist and quickest colour innit ......

I love u lol

 

[springer]

Longer 4th,5th,6th gear ratios in LCR compared to LC

The actual gears are also made of stronger material as well