Well I'm in the police and just kidding Nath
It's rubbish the police have done nothing, mate of mine got a parking ding, we waited on the owner of the other car who then denied any knowledge and proceeded to run my mate over in his Hyundai amica! I got the whole thing recorded on my phone and the police are now saying mobile phone footage is not permissible in court so they're closing the case. It's outrageous!