hmmm we will keep a eye on her at gti lol i dont want her or her friends abusing smurfette
 
You know you have a mk2 Ibiza GTi 16v when you want it a wee bit quicker and it smiles while giving you the finger :(

Why can't i be more mechanically minded, i want a new engine :'(
 
you know you have a mk2 when you can talk for an hour and a half about it with other mk2 owners and not realise it.
 
im so glad everyone has the same problems as me.
i thought it was just my car lol.

when you have to hit your speedo to get the speedo clock lights to come on.
 
DID YOU KNOW? : the average mk2 owner can talk for 45 minutes straight about their car to a complete stranger and 1 hour 17 minutes to another mk2 owner.

I got backbone car and was like that was nice and she was like u were almost 2 hours what was u talking about lmaoo
 
Dunno if its been said before as i havent read them all but...............

You know you have a Mk2 Ibiza when you decked on coilovers and the Offside Front Tyre rubs on the stupid Airbox mount protruding into the wheel area !!!! :(
 
Might be unique to my car,
but when your central locking takes a number of seconds to decide to work after you've pressed the fob.
no im not inpatient.