Mine certainly don't compare with that list AdeD!
mostly in order
Ford Ka3
Which the GF-of-the-time wrote off by disembowelling it on the barriers on the A1 (quite a feat in itself though). Had all the usual gizmos at the time which was good for such a small car. Terrible engine (1.3 Duratec I think it was) - awful mileage, ludicrous lack of power, but there we go. As a first car it probably was a good idea!
Ford Fiesta 1.25 Zetec
Still pretty underpowered, but was much more fun to drive than the Ka. Ironically had the most speeding tickets in this than any other car. Put it down to immaturity and inattention to those little boards with the numbers on them at the side of the road!
BMW MINI Cooper S
First and last car I'll ever buy new. Bought at the peak of the MINI mania, lost a bundle (as you do) driving it off the lot. I do miss the supercharger whine though... Made the mistake of swapping the standard tyres for some Eagle F1s which gripped a lot better, but then didn't warn you at all before letting go completely. Managed to snap a suspension arm clean in half and do a 720 spin on an A-road roundabout which was definitely buttock-clenching. Sold to a very nice man who put it to good use doing passenger tours of the Isle of Man TT course.
Land Rover Defender Td5 110 Hardtop
If you've never owned a Defender you won't get it but I still want another one! With big BF Goodrich Mud Terrain tyres, a snorkel and tree sliders, it was unstoppable. Esp with a remap. Great fun, and never worried about speeding tickets. Mind you the occasional motorway trip was exhausting.
Peugeot 306 tdi
A real workhorse. Bought to ferry the dogs around in, already smelled a bit of farm and dog when I bought it! But never complained, never went wrong, and even though it was ancient still got 45mpg out of it...
Toyota Aygo black edition
A funny little car. Had lots of toys but fairly poor build quality. Had to rev the nuts off the poor little 1.0L 3cyl block to get anywhere but that's what it was meant to do anyway really! Great for a little city runabout. Sadly got burnt out by some chavs who stole the keys out of the house.
And now have our new baby:
Seat Leon
Cupra (mk2) in a lovely metallic black - not sure which one though (it's got the slightly red/purple flecks in it). Few little niggles to work out then hopefully thousands of miles of driving with a grin on my face!