What made you smile today?

[Nathan penney]

Turned up at centerparcs in Penrith for our annual weekend away at winter wonderland to be told we’ve been selected for a free upgrade to a luxury tree house lodge.
Oh my.
Sauna, hot tub, separate games room with pool table the list goes on. Normally 3 grand for the weekend!!!
The £700 it cost us suddenly seems good value. ?

 

[Nathan penney]

Delivering Easter eggs to Tesco 4 days before Christmas on the same trailer as Turkeys!!

 

[Jimbobcook]

Delivering Easter eggs to Tesco 4 days before Christmas on the same trailer as Turkeys!!

Standard for tesco lol I remember being a store warehouse manager and the things we got early was quite funny

 

[martin j.]

Less turkeys, more chocolate!

 

[Seastormer]

Have both, Turkey first, followed by eggs, no need to wait till Easter

 

[Legojon]

Delivering Easter eggs to Tesco 4 days before Christmas on the same trailer as Turkeys!!

How you stop the turkeys eating the easter eggs?

 

[Nathan penney]

How you stop the turkeys eating the easter eggs?

Good question.
3 Different compartments in the trailer, frozen, chilled and ambient. Those turkeys can’t get through the bulkhead doors.

 

[bruceR]

Booo, I thought this was gonna be a “why did the chicken cross the road” moment!!!!!!!


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[Seriously?]

Less turkeys, more chocolate!

A Turkey is for Christmas - chocolate is for life ?

 

[Kenan]

Getting moderated on another forum. Someone's post was removed so I joked with another forum member we would be next to vanish and then we got moderated and our posts removed.



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[Manic172]

When the office staff say can you "just"...... its never ever easy then

 

[Yellow fr]

Lol same here can you just pop on a pair off front coil springs on this Nissan mica seized on drop link and rusted shocker top bolts amd main shocker bolt


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[Seastormer]

A Turkey is for Christmas - chocolate is for life ?

Lucky if it lasts a week in my fridge, never mind life

 

[Seriously?]

When the office staff say can you "just"...... its never ever easy thenView attachment 20611

"It won't take long - probably just a blown fuse...."

 

[Manic172]

 

[BadBoy03]

 

['& Son' managed]

Only today discovered - after more than 13 months of ownership - that in addition to the, (rarely used) 'Think Blue' driver training and all the
other usual/expected data displaying/recording options that my Golf 1.5 EVO has as standard, it also has a 'Sport' package buried in a sub-menu.

This mostly pointless feature includes 3 'dials' shown in the centre screen that can be customized/swapped around to display things like power
being used in Kw, oil temperature and a 'G' meter - and on another page the associated stopwatch and lap timer.

All info I'd read implied these extra 'Sport' features were only standard on more sporty GTi and 'R' versions and only could be enabled on other
models via Carista or whatever if your car happened to be modern enough - so to find them sitting there as standard made me grin like a silly
schoolboy...

 

[Maypack]

This has both put a smile in my face and saddened me.

Smile:

Decided to take the plunge on a Cupra Formentor VZ2 in Metallic Midnight Black which will be delivered on a 21 plate

Sad:

Letting my Desire Red Cupra 300 go after three years of pure fun and joy. The best car I’ve owned up to date and i will be sad to see it go. The Formentor has some big shoes to fill and i hope it dies that.


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[Nathan penney]

Took the dog for a walk yesterday and went a different way.
Stumbled across the shortest cycle path ever.

That’s the start where I’m stood and the sign at the other side says ‘ end of cycle lane’

There’s also a random ghost on the photo that wasn’t there in real life. My little lad noticed it.

 

[Sl1ced]

Took the dog for a walk yesterday and went a different way.
Stumbled across the shortest cycle path ever.
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That’s the start where I’m stood and the sign at the other side says ‘ end of cycle lane’

There’s also a random ghost on the photo that wasn’t there in real life. My little lad noticed it.

Sick. Demon cyclist


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