Call in the FBI. They've obviously hit him over the head with a spanner, wrapped him in underfelt (held together with packaging tape), put him in the boot, and are probably somewhere about the Kalahari desert now digging a hole.
Either that or they've done a deal where he doesn't mention anything further.
It's a bit like a Hitchcock short movie: make your own ending up.
And they all lived happily ever after.
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