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Mini Cooper, most common overpriced car known to man. You really have to be
a C**T to actually think that they are cool and look good. Fact. (Except the originals which ARE cool and look good. [B)]
Sorry, but anyone who actually forks out their own money for one is a sheep, devoid of any originality whatsoever. :doh:


Oh well, each to their own I suppose. :whistle:

Slightly harsh !
 
the cooper s out performs the mk 4 ibiza in nearly every way but pulling up to the lights and another 2/3 coopers pull beside you is what puts me of following the crowd . but driving one around croft i can definatly see what the attraction is
 
Its a nice car, supercharger sounds good I must admit - not a touch on my mates G60! (When its working!!)
 
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Mini Cooper, most common overpriced car known to man. You really have to be
a C**T to actually think that they are cool and look good. Fact. (Except the originals which ARE cool and look good. [B)]
Sorry, but anyone who actually forks out their own money for one is a sheep, devoid of any originality whatsoever. :doh:


Oh well, each to their own I suppose. :whistle:

I have new found respect for you... will you be my friend :p

I'd have a Cooper S over a Mk4 Beeza any day. Sorry.

Anyway, this thread was laid to rest back in 2006!

You also have under age girls rather than over age girls in the back of your car every day. Sorry. ;)
 
hey ant, i work for bmw so if you need advice or parts for the new mini i can get them for you lol!
 
You also have under age girls rather than over age girls in the back of your car every day. Sorry. ;)

For the last time, that's a malicious rumour!

Anyway, I'm not a fan of the New Mini's styling, deffo trying too hard, but then the Mk4 Ibiza isn't exactly beautiful is it?!

It's a solidly built, quick, good handling car.

I'm not their best fan, but I'm not narrow minded enough to be blind to these FACTS just because the styling isn't to my tastes.
 
Anyway, its only an opinion, and quite frankly don't really care if the original
thread died a death in 2006, BMW Mini Coopers are NAFF! [:@]

Blimey only just seent his old one has popped up again, ooohhhh the irony of a rocker preaching about style, thanks for the chuckle.

just want to see it tunned to 265bhp!

any pics of your car ant?

Well this time next week i'll be driving back in it with those numbers, the following week its in for its custom mapping so should be good.

Have'nt got any current pics as its now got facelifted lights on front, and the black spotlights are back on it, oh and its sits 30mm lower too. But here's one from last summer, Oh and nearly 18 months on and still the best car i have ever owned. entered into the Italian Job Rally in October which starts in Milan and finishes in Brighton in Cotber, so should be fun.

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i find the mini rahter indifferent in terms of looks, too much of a girls car for me

love the facelifted mk4 though looks wise
 
Blimey only just seent his old one has popped up again, ooohhhh the irony of a rocker preaching about style, thanks for the chuckle.

suppose you are into your Hip Hop RnB rubbish to go with the shell suit car? ;)

Kent eh? I might have guessed. Home to the BMW Cooper (along with Central London)

p.s. I thought the Italian Job was for 'proper' minis? Shouldn't you be doing the 'Bavarian Job'?
 
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Blimey only just seent his old one has popped up again, ooohhhh the irony of a rocker preaching about style, thanks for the chuckle.

suppose you are into your Hip Hop RnB rubbish to go with the shell suit car? ;)

Kent eh? I might have guessed. Home to the BMW Cooper (along with Central London)

p.s. I thought the Italian Job was for 'proper' minis? Shouldn't you be doing the 'Bavarian Job'?


i nearly took you seriously then, then i saw this,

"Suzuki Ignis Sport", :whistle:

ahhhh bless, you drove a washing machine, even more irony as your a rocker who owned a washing machine. And you dared dis the Mini, oooops:lol:


not gonna argue about why i got a mini and why you can't appreciate what has been seen as modern classic and one of the all time great Hot hatches, but can you do me one favour, move out of the way if i come up behind you on the motorway, be less emabarassing for you then, especially being trounced by a "shell suit car".

Oh and you should channel your hate into something constructive, maybe spend some time doing something nice to your ibiza:lol: how about a nice megadeath sticker,
 
i nearly took you seriously then, then i saw this,

"Suzuki Ignis Sport", :whistle:

ahhhh bless, you drove a washing machine, even more irony as your a rocker who owned a washing machine. And you dared dis the Mini, oooops:lol:


not gonna argue about why i got a mini and why you can't appreciate what has been seen as modern classic and one of the all time great Hot hatches, but can you do me one favour, move out of the way if i come up behind you on the motorway, be less emabarassing for you then, especially being trounced by a "shell suit car".

Oh and you should channel your hate into something constructive, maybe spend some time doing something nice to your ibiza:lol: how about a nice megadeath sticker,

Have you ever driven an Ignis Sport? More originality in its tyres than an entire Cooper. (yes, I have driven an 'S' - and was a bit embarrassed :whistle:)
I also used to own a 306 Rallye(a car not driven by sheep) which was a far greater driving experience than a Cooper, anyday of the week.

Yes, thousands of people love their Coopers, but then that bloke that won X Factor recently was top of the charts. I rest my case.
 
Seriously though lads, just having a bit of banter. It is a SEAT site after all!
You can see I don't really like 'common' cars. The nearest I have got to one is the Seat!!
 
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not gonna argue about why i got a mini and why you can't appreciate what has been seen as modern classic and one of the all time great Hot hatches, but can you do me one favour, move out of the way if i come up behind you on the motorway, be less emabarassing for you then, especially being trounced by a "shell suit car".

Oh, and just adding to my stereotype, I am also a bike riding rocker........a bike that would 'trounce' your Cooper, mapped or not! ;)
 
Have you ever driven an Ignis Sport? More originality in its tyres than an entire Cooper. (yes, I have driven an 'S' - and was a bit embarrassed :whistle:)
I also used to own a 306 Rallye(a car not driven by sheep) which was a far greater driving experience than a Cooper, anyday of the week.

Yes, thousands of people love their Coopers, but then that bloke that won X Factor recently was top of the charts. I rest my case.

yep sure have driven one, well i say driven, more like i pushed it round sainsburys as dropped my shopping into it, but yeah it was great:D

I'm bored now as your too easy, to wind up.
 
yep sure have driven one, well i say driven, more like i pushed it round sainsburys as dropped my shopping into it, but yeah it was great:D

I'm bored now as your too easy, to wind up.

Of course you are bored. Anyone with a brain small enough to buy a BMW Cooper is bound to have a very short attention span. :whistle: ;)

By the way, that was a joke, as in people that drive Coopers.