My car tranforms into a big robot called black magic.

[Romeoisgraham]

Camels..................Thought I was fooked up !!!!!

 

[TallFella]

Is now a good time to talk about Camels?

Just don't go and put your foot in it again...

 

[Romeoisgraham]

I think I swore at my car this morning - mainly because it beeps at me for EVERYTHING (lights, oil, brakefluid, handbrake....)

But I do sometimes apologise....

Someones feeling bad about being nasty to his car.................awww

 

[Jonesy]

now Brummy, I take we are talking Asian not African Camels here

.

 

[Jonesy]

and don't do a google image search for Asian Camel

I did as i couldn't remember which had the two humps ,,,,, BAD MOVE

.

 

[Romeoisgraham]

only time I ever 'talk' to my car is when the fekker wont start!!

Maybe if you showed her some more affection and bought her something every now and again..................or even took her out somewhere.

Shes not starting because the loves gone.............but the romance back into the relationship. Tell her how you feel about her.

 

[Romeoisgraham]

and don't do a google image search for Asian Camel

I did as i couldn't remember which had the two humps ,,,,, BAD MOVE

.

Do all camels not have two humps?????

 

[name__taken]

No, african ones only have 1 <smug>

 

[Brummy]

Maybe if you showed her some more affection and bought her something every now and again..................or even took her out somewhere.

Shes not starting because the loves gone.............but the romance back into the relationship. Tell her how you feel about her.

the HELL with that... Ive got her ass reshaped this year, bought her new boots all 'round..stuck a hose in and filled her up whenever she needs it, lather her and oil/wax her too .....hey , I even lay underneath her and tightened all her undercarriage the other day....

Bitch aint nufink but a no go Ho ....

 

[Brummy]

now Brummy, I take we are talking Asian not African Camels here

.

neither.. i was thinking more 'toe' ...

 

[Jonesy]

that's what I got lots of when I did a search for Camels of the Asian variety,

and I thought your were on about Seven's two bumps up top, not down below

.

 

[Brummy]

Jonesy, always remember, for 'brummy' ...see 'Gutter'

 

[Romeoisgraham]

the HELL with that... Ive got her ass reshaped this year, bought her new boots all 'round..stuck a hose in and filled her up whenever she needs it, lather her and oil/wax her too .....hey , I even lay underneath her and tightened all her undercarriage the other day....

Bitch aint nufink but a no go Ho ....

Maybe she doesnt fancy you anymore or maybe she met someone else behind your back. They all the same.............snakes with t.its mate.

 

[TallFella]

the HELL with that... Ive got her ass reshaped this year, bought her new boots all 'round..stuck a hose in and filled her up whenever she needs it, lather her and oil/wax her too .....hey , I even lay underneath her and tightened all her undercarriage the other day....

Bitch aint nufink but a no go Ho ....

Well shizzle my nizzle macdaddy! That just isn't cricket!

 

[Brummy]

Maybe she doesnt fancy you anymore or maybe she met someone else behind your back. They all the same.............snakes with t.its mate.

nahh, Im sound, fella. I still hold the key to her heart and can make her purr as I open her Valves

 

[WeeJase]

Her name is/was "Arcee"

is that pronounced "arsey"?
well named if so.
i was always led to belief that camels had on one hump and dromedaries had 2

Camelus dromedarius) (often referred to simply as the "Dromedary") is a large even-toed ungulate native to northern Africa and western Asia, also the land of the Horn of Africa, Sudan, Ethiopia and Somalia. The world's only population of Dromedaries exhibiting wild behaviour is an introduced feral population in Australia.

It is also the best-known member of the camel family. Other members of the camel family include the Llama and the Alpaca in South America. The Dromedary Camel has one hump on its back, in contrast to the Bactrian Camel which has two. It is sometimes called an Arabian Camel. Some maintain that the name "dromedary" should be used to refer only to racing camels (the name comes from the Greek for to run).

how sad am i and wrong

 

[TallFella]

is that pronounced "arsey"?
well named if so.
i was always led to belief that camels had on one hump and dromedaries had 2

A dromedary is a camel.

Bactrian has two, Dromedary has one.

I'll pick my coat up on the way out.....

 

[TallFella]

is that pronounced "arsey"?
well named if so.
i was always led to belief that camels had on one hump and dromedaries had 2


how sad am i and wrong

Just don't show John the "even-toed" bit!

 

[Brummy]

 

[kez]

Do all camels not have two humps?????

not if they're called Humphrey